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Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

RE: Start of game

the kalifornia kid · Veteran Member

you might as well go back to bed

just like two peas.....

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

...squirting from two dicks.

"Confucious say, 'A bird in the hand...'"

Jas · Family Member

....is a snack

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day..."

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

..."teach him to fish, and let him fix his own damn dinner."

"When things are at their worst......"

the kalifornia kid · Veteran Member

means its a monday

dont take candy from.....

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

a really, hungry fat person!

"Why put off till tomorrow..."

Jas · Family Member

...youre gonna die either way!

"A dollar a day....."

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

...keeps the homeless away

"It is a far, far, better thing......"

Jas · Family Member

...Now that I put batteries in it.

"Behind every great man..."

Jas · Family Member

[sigh] it was going so well too

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

"Behind every great man...?"

Is a jar of vasaline.

"If I told you once..."

the kalifornia kid · Veteran Member

then its your fault you were not listening

danger lurks....

Jas · Family Member

...where the streets have no name

one fish, two fish....

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

... okay, who the hell stole my third fish!???

"When guns are outlawed..."

Jas · Family Member

.....challenge your opponent to a pissing contest instead.

"when going gets rough..."

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

...you probably have a kidney stone.

"When things look their darkest..."

Jas · Family Member

....go wash yourself.

"to infinity..."

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

...then make a left, go down two blocks, then pull into the driveway.

"You can't take it with you..."

Jas · Family Member

....but you can stick your thing in it, anytime.

"one for all and...."