Ripley:"I'm Ripley, believe it or not. What's the problem?" Crew Member:"Well, i've got this giant protoplasm attached to my face with it's egg-laying tube stuck in my throat, and this humungous greasy sock-puppet trying to break out of my chest. But other than that, not much."
Captain: "Auggggghh! I've got this humongous creature in me trying to force its way deeper inside me and....... oh wait... that's just the co-pilot. never mind."
