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I'll be back!

punkrocks · Veteran Member

but then it turns out his dad was gay, so John is in a predicament before he's even born

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

so he ended up having to fuk himself so he became his own father (yikes! sounds like the south)

punkrocks · Veteran Member

so now that John is an inbred combination between himself and himself, he had many problems, but the biggest one was the ultra-buff huge robot trying to kill him

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

he was beside himself with indecision

Jas · Family Member

HAHAHAHA

I still love the series....the third a bit off but I can't wait for the 4th

-- Edited by Jas at 09:28, 2008-04-07

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

john connel looked up when he heard jas laugh. he approached the unsuspecting poster.

punkrocks · Veteran Member

Jas was fukked from all sides

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

and 9 months (and 3 lube jobs) later, the Terminator was born

punkrocks · Veteran Member

so, john who is his own father and mother, had a son, who is the being from the future that is trying to kill him

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

(wow... we could incorporate that one in the adam eve cain seth abel thread) while he was waiting to kill himself his mother from the past had more kids. his mother and his brother fuked his daughter and became his father.

-- Edited by Come Forth And Multiply at 20:14, 2008-04-07

punkrocks · Veteran Member

it turns out that the future man trying to kill john is Jesus Christ himself!

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

but jesus was not qualified to judge because god didn't create terminators

punkrocks · Veteran Member

Jesus was so mad he challenged God to mortal combat. The big fight, bigger than Tyson and Holyfield, Maywether and Big Show. Biger than Godzilla verse King Kong

JC Verse GOD

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

bigger than My Dad is Better than Your Dad" vs "Dancing with the Stars". bigger than charmin vs handi-wipes... this was fukin' BIG!

punkrocks · Veteran Member

bigger than my c0ck

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

no... i said BIG!

punkrocks · Veteran Member

big, big like the penis on the empire state building

Come Forth And Multiply · ADMINISTRATOR

wow, now THAT'S big!

the kalifornia kid · Veteran Member

boy i will say so