Family is sitting around dinner table. Gerti takes a bite from her hamburger that mysteriously gets bigger with each bite (look at the outtakes).
Elliott: "I'm not making it up. It was all long and weird shaped... Had a long neck that grew even longer when I stroked it, and it had a big, bulbous head at the end...... oh wait... That was Michael's dick."
Michael: "You promised you wouldn't tell."
Gertie: "But that's what I thought Elliott was talking about too."
Michael: "Shhhhh. You little bitch. YOU promised you wouldn't tell either. Hey, Elliott... Maybe it was an elf or a leprechaun."
Elliott (jumping up): "It was nothing like that, penis breath."
Michael (smelling his own breath): "Whadaya know... The smell really does linger. Well, that will teach you to take a shower first next time, Elliott."
Mary [Elliott's mom]: "Elliott! Sit down!"
Elliott: "But why, Mom?"
Mary: "Because you were in such a hurry to come to dinner, you forgot to put any pants or underwear on."
Elliott (looking down): "No I didn't... Michael pulled them off of me when he went under the table to grab his fork. But anyway, Dad would believe me."
Mary: "Then why don't you call your father and tell him?"
Elliott: "I can't. He's in Mexico, screwing Sally."
Mary: "Why would he do something like that?"
Elliott: "Because I refused to do it with him anymore if he didn't pay me, he won't do Michael anymore since he started growing pubic hair, and Gertie... well, Gerti's a girl. And you know how they talk."
