you have to know taco bell (fastfood taco joint for those who don't have one) not mexico's phone company--to get this one. i was in a fancy mexican restaurant once with some "high-class" people. when the waiter came by to take our order, i said i would like an encharito. he didn't know what i was talking about. i said, "you're mexican and this is a mexican restaurant and you don't know what the best tasting mexican meal is???" he got his manager who called me away from the table and quietly said, "sir, encharito is a trademark of taco bell". boy, was i embarrased!
wow, i love taco bell, but that story went over my head.
when im riding passenger with one of my friends, i stick this black bag thing he has on my head and lean out the window and yell crazy ****. usually it's incoherent stuff, but one time i yelled "help! they're kidnapping me!" and waved really hard. this old rolled his window down and started to help, then he saw me laugh and he got sooooooo pissed
i'll probably end up having the most posts on this topic, since that's what me and my friends do best. the other day infact 1 person was driving the car we were "in", one person was on top of it and i was hanging half-way out of the passenger-side front door with the door open while we were driving around the parking lot at my work. when he turned, the door i was holding on to flung open all the way and i slammed into it. then we got on a road and sat on the window ledges(with the doors closed) so that our upper bodies were outside of the car and our lower bodies were inside, all of this at nighttime, of course(we may be stupid, but we're not stupid enough to do stuff like that in broad daylight).
wow! that WAS pretty retarded i can beat that though. in newport beach, CA, the main beach, big corona, has public dressing rooms (one guys', one girls'). they are just a single 15x15 foot brick room with a bench along the walls--for everybody of that gender to share--not private. i went in there to change from my wetsuit into my street clothes. had a lot on my mind so wasn't really thinking straight. anyway, when i was totally naked (no big deal) i heard the footsteps of a small group of people turning the corner to come in. i just kept drying off. a few seconds later, i realized i was in the girls dressing room (they're identical). it was a mom and her 2 daughters... OOPS!
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