Freedom of Speech Forum

first, let's start with the male penis

* it looks weird and i think on day six, when adam was going to be placed on earth, he probably forgot his sex organ and just grabbed some clay and hastily made a penis

next, adam and eve

*adam and eve had 3 kids, Kaine, Able, and i believe Isaac.  Kaine kills Able, then runs off and finds a wife.  Where is this wife from?  Some say there were people on the earth, but they aren't god's people and can't go to heaven, meaning the majority  of people who worship god will go to hell because there were more non-god people than god's people (eve can only have so many kids).  Other's say the wife is their sister, that means we are all inbred and should be killed.  Also, people say it's a fact because human mitochondria (sp?) is the same, and comes from eve.  BULLSH!T!  Mitochondria is mitochondria, it isn't DNA.  It doesn't define us, our ribosomes are the same as well as other organelles in our cells  (sorry for the biology speach).  Also, humans can speak and think because god gave us the power.  why do the non-god people think and speak in language if god didn't make them able too?  it seems all to crazy.

Homosexuality

*it says a man shall not act as a woman during sex.  Woman recieve the man in a different location than the a$$.  technically, the penatrator isn't sinning during gay male sex.  it's all up for interpretation

the point is, the Bible trips over itself.  It contradicts itself.  also, god made rules that are not really important.  why does he care if homosexuality is what some like.  religion does more harm than good in my opinion.  people are closed minded and can't accept each other, and therefore causes problems.  most wars were fought because people hated each other becaue of religion.  when a ruler tries to control the religion of his nation (Like Huckabee), rebelion strikes.  If religion did not exist, then people could quick being b!tches and the world would be better.

about the penis-  it's just weird looking, i don't have a problem with it.  i'll suck a penis, i like dudes, but i think it's unusual, not gross

i'm glad you brought that up, david. that's another point: noah's ark is total BULLSHlT!
humans supposedly have been here just......i'll give the bible the benefit of the doubt and say 10,000 years--which is stretching it. even if people were here 100,000 years, the fact remains it couldn't have happened. when his boat "docked" after the flood, all the animals got off in the same place. since there are distinct, unique animals on each continent, that would mean noah would have had to let certain animals off on each continent, since the world hasn't been one continent for millions of years. explain that. also, how did every type of every insect survive? did noah have little tiny cages for flies and spiders? and if he took only 2 of each animal, what did he feed the spiders and vampire bats??? and the only two of a kind rule couldn't have included any sea life 'cause...well...rain is water and they like that.
also, if the entire world flooded, it would have been with fresh water from the rain. all the salt-water mammels and fish would have died. and all the fish would be mixed together. i've never seen a pirhauna in newport harbor! and if it rained non-stop over every inch of the world for 40 days, it would take years for land to show. where did they put all the offspring that was born on the ark? and wouldn't mt. everest be the logical place to dock? i'd think it would show before mt. arafat (sp)?. and all the icecaps and glaciers would have melted underwater which would have increased the water.
so i call BULLSHlT!

-- Edited by Come Forth And Multiply at 13:03, 2008-04-08

you're right, rachel.  it preaches love, but did you know god created war?  read leviticus and numbers.  he created armies then told them to kill others and take their land.  if you'd read the whole bible (i have), you'll find that god is very jealous (a human trait).  every one of the ten commandments has been broken by god.  but we can't touch them (a little hypocritical, no?)

and how can man and animals be created "days" apart from each other when science has proven that reptiles (dinosaurs) were here looooooooooong before man.  and that "caveman" thing doesn't mean anything.  some people still live in caves.  hell, our house is made out of sand (glass), trees (wood), rocks (concrete), and minerals (steel).  and i wear animal skins and rocks.  we haven't come very far, have we?

simple marketing strategy, my friend.  it's all about the economy!  if he didn't save the fleas and ticks, the flea and tick repellent shelves at petsmart would be totally empty, and millions of flea and tick specialists would be out of a job...duh!

that's exactly why i put it on this page.  people are warned before they enter.  you know what i hate more than....AAAAARRRRRRGH!!! when you ask a "christian" about a contradiction in the bible and they just smile and say, "if you have faith, god will tell you in his own time." or..."god always answers prayers...but sometimes the answer is no".  or... "if something good happens, thank god, but if something bad happens, don't blame god".

and you can fuk your hand maiden if your wife can't get pregnant, and your illigitimate kids will grow up to be god's chosen ones.  sounds like trailer trash to me.

would she qualify for welfare since god was unemployed and she didn't have her baby by her husband?  seems to me that if "GOD" got ME pregnant, he'd better set me up with my own.........planet!